The stock markets around the world are found in the classic situation that financial analysts call the technical term "sea of shit". Here un'analisidi what happens in 6 countries carefully chosen at random. United States. lI debt stationed about 68 digits long, to avoid the default, Democrats and Republicans have decided to take it to 69, a number that indicates New York in the face known to the "unemployed". Standard & Poor's, has always referred to as superstitious as the rating agency, has therefore decided to remove one of the nation at the stars and stripes, so do not be surprised if in a little 'hear the call' Merica. Spain. Even in Spain the situation is not ideal. Because of the financial crisis, the unemployment rate of nearly 20% and the unexpected lack of sangria, Zapatero has called for early elections in November. The Prime Minister also said that Shoemaker has not reoccur his candidacy, which makes it even more offhand that the filmaccio Guzzanti. Nevertheless, the Iberian country has been the target of financial speculators, especially those who recall having bad meal at the restaurant "El Moro" in Madrid.
China China is the main creditor of the United States and, therefore, also strongly affected by the American crisis. Beijing is concerned about the developing situation and, according to local sources have not yet been gagged, the members of the executive they would be diluting the tension torturing rights activists in Tibetan.
Italy The balanced budget, originally targeted for 2014, has been brought forward to the day after, causing long lines at pharmacies or other shops that sell lubricants. The decision was made mandatory because of speculators, many of them-they are definitely Italian-persisting extremely against our country. Berlusconi says that there is to be calm, but now the Italians have learned to recognize 10-km all shades of colors of shit. The link of cause and effect between the assurances of the Knight and the collapse of the Milan Stock Exchange is still before the team of mathematicians, statisticians and barzellettieri tavern.
Germany Currently Germany is the nation's economy more robust and, despite showing some concern for the fate of Europe, the priorities of the Government only apply to stocks of dark beer for the next Oktoberfest. If problems occur during or, however, the government will consider carefully the possibility of invading Poland.
Greenland Financial analysts have no doubt makes a cold beak.
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